custodial at the magic kingdom, in love with horses and pokemon.

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via dinosaurmeat)

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chromatographic:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

(Source: kayvioletb, via dinosaurmeat)

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amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

(Source: natama-men, via pardonmewhileipanic)

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One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

(Source: thequeenbey, via pardonmewhileipanic)

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lilypichu:

vday cards ft. doublelift, aphro, dyrus and wildturtle (I only made up the wildturtle one!)

Do you guys have any more suggestions? Please send me some! Would love to do a dignitas and c9 one too..and something with snoopeh..

(via mapurrr)

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fat women:*gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women:*praised by literally everyone*
skinny women:*doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki:fuck skinny bitches
skinny women:what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via felinekin)

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lilypichu:

the rest P: (faker/xpecial/xpeke drawn by uguubear!!)

(via mapurrr)

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supanime:

hey everyone my teacher is trying to raise $10,000 to buy supplies for elementary schools in Ferguson here: http://www.gofundme.com/SchoolSuppliesforFerguson

it’d be really nice if you guys could maybe reblog this and help spread it around, or donate if possible.

thank you.

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raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

(via stannumhate)

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